1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Province of Ontario hunting license may harvest social workers.
2. Taking of social workers with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of children as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of social workers with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead social worker to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest social workers from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "child abuse", "child neglect", or "crown wardship" for the purpose of trapping social workers.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt social workers within 100 meters of nurseries schools and daycare centres.
7. It shall be unlawful to use marketable children or foster care providers to attract social workers.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt social workers within 200 meters of schools, emergency rooms, or low-income housing.
9. If a social worker is elected to local or provincial government, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Social workers are exempt from provincial weight limits.
11. Stuffed or mounted social workers must have a provincial health ministry inspection for all manners of lice, scabies and rabies.
12. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a child abuser, neglectful parent, substance abusive parent, foster care provider, or mandatory reporter.

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